“My parents are bread.
And you’re toast.”
The Dark Knight Rises
did he even have a script
dont trust people who dont keep their starter pokemon
Every conversation with my mother EVER.
iSN’T CONSENT BEAUTIFUL
Taran Killam as Matthew McConaughey is actually perfect.
I GET SO JEALOUS OF PEOPLE WHO SEE COOL SHIT ON THE LOG IN PAGE
BECAUSE I NEVER SEE THE LOG IN PAGE
BECAUSE I NEVER FUCKING LOG OUT
People log out?
why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent
no because it’s dead